Friday, July 10, 2009

Irritating lifeguards who stalk poolgo-ers! FINALLY SWAM! :)




After sooo many days of raining,like FINALLY I went to the pool! (i'm not that rich to stay in a condo-pay only $1 to get in the public pool) :)


GOSH.. I didn't swim for 1 week over and my stamina became worse! I choked while I was finishing my 1st lap! (such a weakling! even my ex teacher said that he did better than me thou' he's older!) But well.. I managed to swim 11 or 12 laps.. Still not bad laa.. (self-consoling)

I think the lifeguards have nothing much better to do,other than STALKING the frequent go-ers.




WHY DO I SAY THAT?


BECAUSE... I got hit on by the lifeguards loh!!! SO ANNOYING!! And not only once but TWICE!


The first encounter was when I just came back from Phuket (coz' somehow i "forgot" how to swim or could say that I have water phobia) realized that I need to overcome my fears for water(I did snorkelling with life jacket on,its kind of a hassle).





Anyways, I went to the pool with my 2nd sis,Kia Li. While she was baking under the sun-lying on the suntanning bench- I was applying my sunscreen. This lifeguard(probably in his 30s,VERY DARK SKIN like CHAO-TA in hiText Colors yellow t-shirt and red pants.SO NOT HOT AT ALL! lol!) walk towards me and start talking to me.



HIM: "Oh.. you didnt got tanned evenly?"

ME: "Ermm.. yah I didn't.."


HIM:"Which suntan lotion u used? Is it coppertone?"


ME: "Yes.. " (Obviously, I'm holding it.)

HIM:"Oh u should get this Coppertone 4 it helps u to get more tanned evenly. But u couldn't get this in the market yet."


ME WAS THINKING : 'Is he expecting me to get his number so I could get this so call Coppertone 4 which is not in the market YET?'


ME:"Oh... Its ok.. Thanks anyway!""


Really dumb ass! For me, all sunscreens are the same. I use what I have,else I don't use it at all. It just depends on your own preference.




Second experience which is today. I was about to finish my last lap as it seemed like its gonna rain. As I was swimming to the end of the pool, I saw this lifeguard (around my height like 1.67m,same colour shirt and pants and with his anti UV rays sunglass).


HIM:"How many laps have u swim?"

ME:"Erm... Ard 11 laps?"


HIM:"Oh.. U always come here with ur friends right?"

ME:"No.. I came here with my sisters."

HIM:"Oh I see!"

And I start swimming towards the ladder as I'm leaving.

HIM:"Oh.. U're leaving?"

ME:"Yes I am."

I walk over to the bench where I left my stuffs preparing to have my shower. As u may know,the swimming pool complex is fenced around with walls but there's windows in between a certain length. Weird thing is there's soooo many windows and out of so many, he chose the one near my bench-just to look out. SO funny right? Weirdos!



I don't even care wth he's doing and I left. Before i enter the female shower/changing room, he still have the cheek to say "NICE TO MEET U!" I'm like "duh??" I gave him an entertain smile and left.

SO, tell me? Are they too bored and have nothing better else to do or I think to highly of myself and though he's hitting one me?

Whatever it is, my conclusion of lifeguards' pick-up lines are BORING and NO FUN!





ANYWAYS...

I accompanied my 2nd sis,Kia Li, to the neighbourhood's salon. I have to be there because she wants to have the exact same fringe as mine. (Model la... lol)

I waited for hours and had my first meal of the day. Fast food! All the calories i've burnt are all gone. HAHA! Ate a large fries and a piece of nugget :)


OMG WHO THE HELL IS SHE?!
*My facial expression is SOO classic huh?*





Don't u think my sis looks like Cousin Itt from Addam's Family?
Just that her hair length is not covering her full body like Itt. :)




TA-DAA! No difference at all.. Just shorter fringe and thinner hair! :P



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